It's not easy to live a happy life when your name is an anagram for "stupid and ugly". Especially when it wasn't an accident. Sandy Dug Tulip. That's me: Stupid and Ugly. It was probably my parents' unusual last name that lead them to the anagram server. It was probably drugs that made them actually name their baby so horrifically. The worst part? When I found out my little brother knew about it and I didn't. He told everyone. Although they tried to hide it behind excuses made for my parents and fake sympathy, even adults thought it was funny.
My brother's name is Mike. Jerk.
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