"I bought pantyliners at the grocery store today."
"Good for you."
"No, listen. I was picking out the pantyliners, because there are tons of them to choose from, when this guy came over."
"Did he help you choose?"
"No. Would you let me finish? He came over and just stood."
...
"Well?"
"Are you finished?"
"Yes."
...
"It would have been more dramatic if you hadn't interrupted. Or shown me how much you didn't care about my story by not listening."
"I listened! I cared!"
...
"You were buying pantyliners and a guy came over and stood. I listened."
...
"We're breaking up right?"
"Probably."
"You're just upset because you're on the rag."
... (stands and leaves)
"I listened!"
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