Showing posts with label death notice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death notice. Show all posts

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Pageant Question 21: If you could be on the cover of any magazine, which would you chose and why?

I disliked phys workday mainly because seeing to many live people reminded me they were there.  Luckily, my biz only required me to have a phys workday once a month.  The CEO was old-fashioned that way.

As always, the Walks were jam-packed with barely any space between riders.  I didn't know how people did this every day, or why, since telework had an even smaller impact on the eco.  I saved myself extra space by wearing my convection coat and extra-wide brimmed hat.

A great tragedy had happened that morning and I could feel everyone on my Walk go rigid when the news alert popped.  The singer Escelladee was found dead in her home on LA Island.  My Feed didn't usually accept Newstainment stories, but this had graduated to NewsNewsAlert status.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

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The Universe is pleased to announce that Karen's mortal body has passed so her immortal spirit may inhabit the entire cosmos, that is, when she isn't performing her promised haunting of friends and loved ones.

Karen had a bunch of different jobs, but she loved performing improv comedy the best.  She also liked to write, play and listen to music, read good books, draw, create, occasionally vacuum, and eat chocolate.  The chocolate eating she managed to do every day.  Karen also managed to have fun every day and would like to remind you, from beyond the grave, that fun is all we should have in life.  If you're not having fun, cut out whatever is dragging you down and go have that fun.

Speaking of fun, please join Karen, her friends and loved ones at her memorial service.  You may certainly dress up if you like, but you can also wear an awesome t-shirt and your favorite jeans or even comfy jammies.  Required is that you bring your slippers no matter what else you're wearing.  A few flowers are okay, but maybe bring toys or books instead.  They will all be donated to needy kids who could use more of the aforementioned fun.

The next time you find an odd piece of cool junk or have a ridiculous thought for no apparent reason, perhaps Karen has chosen you for haunting that day, so you should pick up the cool junk and laugh your fool head off.