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How to Become a Celebrity

Easiest Method:
Step 1: Be born into a family of celebrities.
Step 2: Be a celebrity.
This easiest method works especially well for children of already famous parents.  If those parents are good looking, your chances of becoming a celebrity increase even more.  If you have inherited those good looks, super-stardom-bonus!  You will skip ahead in every line.  You will have automatic connects to the biggest names in Hollywood even while in-utero.  The hardest part of this method of celebredom is NOT becoming a celebrity.

Second Easiest Method:
Step 1: Be born into a wealthy family.
Step 2: Be a celebrity.
This method is nearly as easy as the first, but you yourself will be required to have good looks.  Your family may not be good-looking, but if you're too ugly, this method will not make you a celebrity unless you crash and burn.  Crashing and burning chances are increased for this method as many people in the world will be secretly wishing for it.  Your money, however, will protect you no matter what.  Your wealth can even improve your looks dramatically to increase your celebrity chances.  You will be followed by paparazzi.  You won't mind.

Third Easiest Method:
Step 1: Commit a horrific crime.
Step 2: Be a celebrity.
This method is becoming more difficult to achieve and sustain in modern times.  Your crime will have to be quite horrifying to boost you to celebrity status.  Again, good looks are required for "celebrity"; otherwise, you will only achieve "infamy".

Hardest Method:
Step 1: Cultivate a talent.
Step 2: Try to get noticed.
Step 3: Keep trying.
Step 4: Cultivate additional talents, and/or deepen your talents, to try to stand out.
Step 5: Try new ways to get noticed.
Step 6: Plug along.
Step 7: Buy a brain-damaged cat.
Step 8: Make videos of your cat.
Step 9: Try to get people watching your cat videos to notice your talent in other areas.
Step 10: If you're lucky, die of old age.