Friday, April 3, 2015

Pageant Question: Which TV program best describes your life?

K: The number one question we are asked is, "Are you guys like this all the time?"

A: The answer is: yes.

Opening montage and theme music to All The Time, a new reality show on A&E Network, now in its third season.

Today's episode finds K and A already awake and in the kitchen of the house they purchased near the end of the second season and have been renovating.  They are making breakfast.

A: (to the tune of the Spider-man cartoon theme) Chai-na-bagel, chai-na-bagel.  Eating breakfast whenever we're able.  Butter is out, steam the soy.  Don't forget my spoon, boy oh boy.

K: (brandishing a soup spoon like The Tick) Spoooon!

Once the spoon is down, K and A start to dance for no apparent reason, kicking off their slippers and sliding their stockinged feet on the floor and singing the theme to Mission Impossible.

Interview:
Producer: Don't you ever get tired?

K: Sure!  Then we go to bed.  Sometimes that takes a while.

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