Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Pageant Question: Which TV show best describes your family?

FADE IN:

INT. ADDAMS LIVING ROOM - NOON

C.U. TWO HANDS ARE GRIPPING EACH OTHER FIRMLY.  PAN OUT TO SEE GOMEZ ARM WRESTLING WITH THING, AND LOSING.

GOMEZ
(HAND GOING TO THE TABLE) You win again, Thing!  How did you get so strong?

THING PERFORMS FINGER EXERCISES.

GOMEZ (con't.)
Ah, I see!  Well, I can't compete with that.  Perhaps Grandmama can give you a run for the money.

THING SHIVERS AND CLOSES HIMSELF INTO HIS BOX.

MORTICIA ENTERS FROM THE CONSERVATORY

MORTICIA
Gomez, my love.

GOMEZ
Morticia!

GOMEZ RUSHES OVER TO EMBRACE MORTICIA.  THE SHARE A PASSIONATE KISS.  GRANDMAMA ENTERS, UNNOTICED, HOLDING A GONG.

GRANDMAMA
(HITTING THE GONG) Lunch!  Get it while it's still alive.

GRANDMAMA EXITS.  GOMEZ AND MORTICIA UNCLENCH.

GOMEZ
When did you have your molars pointed?

MOTRICIA
(PLEASED) You noticed.  Lunch is ready, and I mean to tear in.

GOMEZ
Save some for me later.

MORTICIA
Always.

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